A few days ago, I saw a gentleman walk past me.
This gentleman was donning a rastafarian hat, and a braided beard.
This man looked like an octopus.
I
know this probably sounds increadibly dumb, but hear me out on this.
Octopuses (octopii?) have something called a mantle, which basically
rescembles a head - it's the big, bulbuous thing on the octopus, and it
eerily rescembles the back of a rastafari hat. Or, well, the back of the
rastafari hat strangely rescembles the blobby part of an octopus.
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| Yes, this man is an octopus. Dealwithit.png |
Anyway, I have an example image of what I mean.
Look at this lady right here. She looks like any regular madame, albeit with a distinct lack of taste in headgear. This is what most people see. I, on the other hand, see a potential octopus and/or Cthulhu worshipper. Just look at her oddly focussed-yet-vague gaze, as if she's reminiscing the greatness of Cthulhu.
NOW GAZE UPON HER TRUE FORM!
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| Yes, this is how I look at people with rasta hats. |
So yeah, I guess that's about it... have a... good weekend?
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